This is a one act play about a 30 year old woman who works at a Onion Janes Obscure Simple Fare Pitas. Her name is Moldie.
Moldie: Oops. (her hand slips while cutting a pizza and slices the chest of the guy from corporate)
Corporate Guy: Actually I get cut into 8 peices CUZ I'M A LARGE!!!!!
Moldie: (wiping pizza cutter on a dirty bar towel) Well no body told me.
Corporate Guy drops to the ground and the gel in his hair catches fire from being to close to the pizza oven.
THE ENDZ
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4 comments:
Goldie Davich, nobody has the right to make you feel inappropriate and inadequate. Corporate can kiss my ass... lemmie at 'em!!
You're my favorite liarbitch.
maria
Where do you get your ideas for your plays? They are brilliant.
Ben -- The ideas flow through me like the Colorado river through the Grand Canyon.
you're famously amazing, garlic goldie
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