Sunday, September 30, 2007

Web 2.0 -- IS NO JOKE!

Good bye FuBu hello F E B E!

web 2.0 is for everyone.

by everyone.

more on that later -- just want to throw out a buzz phrase that I actually think is worth recognizing.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Black Jesus Walks

In order for Black Jesus to exist
you need to believe.
-- Saint Goldie




Many people of varied demographics carry a flame for that one last magic trick: The return of Jesus. I'm not the only one. Thank you to all who voted their conscience.

When growing up has lost it's charm I long for that last resort of hopes. I want the supernatural to take over. I want Jesus to be black -- just like he was the first time and I want Jesus to sue God.

And I want Jesus to be in the United State Senate!

And I want Jesus to save the United States from Chapel Perilous and take spaceship earth to the Celestial Kingdom located in a Nebula.

And then the best part is my fall pick for returned Jesus, Senator Chambers, does not believe in God. YET he sued him!

I don't believe in Jesus but I want him to come back!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Black Jesus not just for Blacks anymore!

The Myth of The Black Jesus -- No longer a myth!!!
It's true.
Jesus is black and Jesus is back. AND he is a senator, from Nebraska
Senator/Saviour Ernie Chambers. He is mad as hell and isn't gonna take no more bullcrap from his dad, or as he so snidely referred to him in a legal document as God...
Signs of the times (and or tag lines):
  1. Thank you for riding The Reality Train
  2. Jesus Walks
  3. Kanye West was the phalse prophet
  4. God Vs. Jesus precident setting trial
  5. God was counting on Jesus to help him, his Son will do anything to get in his way.