Showing posts with label Faux Hubris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Faux Hubris. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

David Brooks can suck my big, fat, black dick!!!! and Movie picks of 2008


Here is a picture of the sick bastard on News Hour with Jim Lehrer


1. David Brooks had no insight and no soul on the Jim Lehrer Newshour commentary of the DNC Obama speech. The New York Times IS THE TITANIC! The sky is not falling... I'm 98% sure about this. the other 2 percent is not interested in thinking about the fall of a HUGE PROPAGANDAAAAAAAA machine. Look, I know that David Brooks was being "objective" in theory but GIVE ME A BREAK. The man was pulling words out of his ass as fast as he possibly could. His tone was spot on. He sounded: Calm and Nonchalant. The words that came out of his mouth WERE NONSENSE!!!

David Brooks is a JACK-MOTHER FUCKING-AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!

This is my spin. I did not publish my "take" on the whole David Brooks jibber jabbering during the DNC Obama speech until after 4 days. I've thought LONG AND HARD about my objective commentary about David "Satan Wonna-bee". I think about what I want to say you royal fucking jackass (David Brooks)! TWO SECONDS after the Obama speech you started talking and it was absolutely clear that you didn't HEAR ANYTHING Barack Obama said. Good Lord-mother-fucking Jesus, seriously.

Jesus CHRIST JIM LEHRER -- Really?

2. I am not being sarcastic. I am not exaggerating.







3. Hamlet 2 is my favorite movie of 2008 -- there is NO WAY the new Cohen Brothers movie, Burn After Reading can touch it. Not even in a sexy way.


the best climax in a movie ever

PS -
Here is when David Brooks said Osama Bin Laden sounded like he had been reading from lefty blogs

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Faux Hubris

I just want to make sure y'all know I coined the term 'faux hubris'.

That would also sum up the entire career of Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson.

More on faux hubris if you want to hear about something awesome.

If you don't like hearing about awesome things then I won't waste my time spelling out for you something you are not interested in.

Besides I don't know if you'd get it anyway.

Nothing about you, it's just I really know what I am talking about and I wouldn't want to embarrass you.