David Brooks can suck my big, fat, black dick!!!! and Movie picks of 2008

Here is a picture of the sick bastard on News Hour with Jim Lehrer


1. David Brooks had no insight and no soul on the Jim Lehrer Newshour commentary of the DNC Obama speech. The New York Times IS THE TITANIC! The sky is not falling... I'm 98% sure about this. the other 2 percent is not interested in thinking about the fall of a HUGE PROPAGANDAAAAAAAA machine. Look, I know that David Brooks was being "objective" in theory but GIVE ME A BREAK. The man was pulling words out of his ass as fast as he possibly could. His tone was spot on. He sounded: Calm and Nonchalant. The words that came out of his mouth WERE NONSENSE!!!

David Brooks is a JACK-MOTHER FUCKING-AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!

This is my spin. I did not publish my "take" on the whole David Brooks jibber jabbering during the DNC Obama speech until after 4 days. I've thought LONG AND HARD about my objective commentary about David "Satan Wonna-bee". I think about what I want to say you royal fucking jackass (David Brooks)! TWO SECONDS after the Obama speech you started talking and it was absolutely clear that you didn't HEAR ANYTHING Barack Obama said. Good Lord-mother-fucking Jesus, seriously.

Jesus CHRIST JIM LEHRER -- Really?

2. I am not being sarcastic. I am not exaggerating.




3. Hamlet 2 is my favorite movie of 2008 -- there is NO WAY the new Cohen Brothers movie, Burn After Reading can touch it. Not even in a sexy way.


the best climax in a movie ever

PS -
Here is when David Brooks said Osama Bin Laden sounded like he had been reading from lefty blogs

Web 2.0 Tools: No One Get's Left Behind!*

Are you afraid you can't keep up with Web 2.0? It's really not that hard to make headway. After one day of using the following tools I guarantee you will feel empowered and ready to conquer the internet!

Join StumbleUpon, Skype and Google Reader and not only connect with me online but you will be familiarizing yourself with the tools an entire generation of humans already use.

1. StumbleUpon is a social bookmarking site. When I come across something I share with you I no longer copy and paste the url into an email I click a button on my StumbleUpon tool bar send it to you with a short note. My StumbleUpon homepage has all of the pages i have liked and reviewed... PLUS THE BEST PART -- I come across sites I am so grateful for! It's better than reading a magazine. I spend time stumbling and stumbling (learning and reading and laughing).

2. Skype: I use this as my "instant messenger". I leave it on when I am online. My cohorts send me notes and link and stuff... I know someone who uses it frequently to call England...

3. Google Reader... ANY FEED READER WILL DO. I just use Google Reader because I do.

FEEDS are the #1 way I navigate the internet. Please understand that this isn't a FAD. This isn't a little kid "social media" thing... it's like subscribing to a newspaper or magazine... anytime a site (whether it be a friends blog or a human rights site) updates you get an alert. No more wondering or forgetting. First thing in the morning I open up my email and then I open up my reader and drink my coffee...

Questions? Comments? Please do not be afraid to leave a question or comment here. You can use a code name :-)


*"no one get's left behind!!!" (photo from Little Miss Sunshine) one of the best uses of that phrases ever...

Faux Hubris

I just want to make sure y'all know I coined the term 'faux hubris'.

That would also sum up the entire career of Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson.

More on faux hubris if you want to hear about something awesome.

If you don't like hearing about awesome things then I won't waste my time spelling out for you something you are not interested in.

Besides I don't know if you'd get it anyway.

Nothing about you, it's just I really know what I am talking about and I wouldn't want to embarrass you.

unorganized manifesto du jour and "Nailed It"

here's some stuff for me to sort out some other day!:

If I do not spend time in self reflection about my thoughts, beliefs and actions I will not live a morally responsible life.

In order for me to solidify my beliefs I might need to spend a great deal of time acting in accordance to that belief or it's opposite.

Honesty is deeply important.
Honesty is NOT truth but it essential in discovering what is true.
Truth can be transitory.

My nature does stem from a Christian upbringing. I must find out for myself which of the Christian values are important to me.

I want to know what it is like to live without the belief that there is a higher order to things.

Commonplace Nonsese: Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens. But not because your actions are predestined or because there is a progressive path that the world is travelling on.

THOUGHTS DO NOT IMPACT THE PHYSICAL WORLD, actions do.

Greed is the number one driving force behind poverty, disease and social inequality in America.

Feel guilt for poor actions . Do not feel guilt for enjoying a life unimagined by our ancestors. If we are acting socially responsible we will not feel bad for not aspiring to "the status quo".

Living below the poverty line is not a result of being lazy.
Income does not indicate a persons worth.

A woman president who is a member of the corrupt system will not help women.

Health care is love. Providing health care to every human in America is like giving every human in America a hug that makes them a better person.

Cats are the missing link for evidence of alien life on earth.
The number 23 is just a number.
The Internet is not evil.