Here's a play I'm writing about a woman who works at a restaurant called Onion Jane's Obscure Simple Fare Pita's:Cast of characters:
Girl works at Onion Jane's. When she is not covered in pita flour she cleans up real nice. She enjoys making pitas and does not appreciate being harassed by strangers and does not make any qualms about letting people know when she's been wronged. In fact she delights in using her internet prowess to share and connect with other wronged individuals with similar plights.
Mr. Big Shot lives in a completely alternate reality, which makes it impossible for him to treat minimum wage earners with dignity and respect. He also walks around like he "owns the place" and talks really loud. He tends to think he is some mafioso who uses thuggish intimidation tactics to conduct his business. Mr. Big Shot likes to throw his weight around. He doesn't know how to form successful partnerships between him and his colleagues. His inability to nurture and promote strong and healthy, as well as lucrative growth in his professional endeavors leaves him feeling compelled to belittle others and strong arm them. Poor guy is really the inverse of Willy Loman only exactly as pathetic.
Girl is on stage making pita inside of Onion Jane's when the phone rings.
Girl (answers ringing phone): Thank you for choosing Onion Jane's in Sturgeon Stream will this be for put down or apology?
Mr. Big Shot (offstage): Uh... well, I'm not sure. I have this coupon that came with my hair club for men subscription.
Girl: Sir, will this be for put down or apology?
Mr. Big Shot: Well, uh how much for an apology? Actually do you have a special?
Girl: With any extra large put down you can offer your apology at no extra charge.
Mr. Big Shot: geeze I don't even like apology. but I think my wife does...
So this is all I have so far! -- Ste. Goldie
PS
Did I tell you about my friend Jim's stinky Garlic breath
? It's been made Famous. Gourmet burps
are disgusting! uhm... PIZZA!
